Monday, May 25, 2015

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Memories

This weekend the local comic con took place. As a kid I loved comics and went to a few local shows and a horror convention in the '80s. Unbelievably, back then you didn't need to pay for autographs and the people I met were all unbelievably kind. The pics below are of unused autographed TMNT covers from a signing at a comic shop. This was obviously before the Turtles blew up in the mainstream. Tuning into watch the TMNT cartoon as a teenage fan of the original comics was my first lesson on how things will usually disappoint when Hollywood and big money get involved. 

I don't understand the current celebrity autograph culture that conventions have turned into. I'm just thankful for my experiences as a kid and that Tom Savini didn't fleece me for all my paper route money.

Apologies for the crappy resolution but my good camera is having issues.



Friday, May 22, 2015

Ultra Q: There's still a bit of gold in dem hills

I've been mainlining kaiju films since a kid. But there's only so many. I've got all the Godzilla/Toho  tokusatsu films. Got all the Gamera films and oddball films like The Last Dinosaur. With 100s  or 1000s of spaghetti westerns, giallo, martial arts and Eurocrime films, it just seems like the well for Japanese Giant monster is so, so shallow.

I've never been a fan of Ultraman, just never captivated me and with the amount I spend on Godzilla stuff it's probably for the better. This week I picked up Ultra Q(1966) on dvd from Shout Factory. It's been out for a few years and it's fantastic. Try to picture a 30 minute Twilight Zone/Outer Limits episode with a giant monster in it, by the same people who did the SFX for the Godzilla films in the 1960s.

If you are a kaiju fan this is essential viewing, from a historical perspective and it's just a hell of a lot of fun,


Friday, May 1, 2015

Battles Without Honor and Humanity....you need to see these films.

Legendary director Kinji Fukasaku made a series of 5 gangster films, which are in the running for best gangster film(s) ever. That's right, these films are in the same class as The Godfather and Goodfellas. Battles Without Honor and Humanity changed the yakuza genre in Japan and were based on the true accounts of  how gangsters ran things in Hiroshima from the end of the war up until the then, current modern era. He also directed more than a few other great crime films in about a 6 year period. Before Fukasaku,1960s yakuza films were usually moody B&W affairs that emulated American and European film noir. There were also more traditional "ninkyo" films that portrayed yakuza more as wandering gamblers that would usually correct some type of wrong or come into conflict with the yakuza code.In the West Fukasaku is primarily known for Battle Royale from 2000. Before that his campy 1960s Rampo adaptation "Black Lizard" that featured a drag queen, along with acclaimed  author, body builder and ballsy suicidal nationalist, got a limited arthouse and VHS release in the late '80s. And of course everyone  knows The Green Slime and it's theme song from back in the late '60s.

In Japan, Fukasaku is a legendary and highly respected director. In the States, his epic crime films are barely discussed outside a couple books devoted to Japanese cinema.

So folks, all 3 of you that read this, go out and grab this set. For me, these are better gangster epics than the Godfather series or Goodfellas, because they honestly portray gangsters as the worst of humanity and don't serve up power tripping wish fulfillment or glamorize the subject.And make no mistake, I love Goodfellas. It's exhilarating cinema. Fukasaku's films shattered the old style chivalrous ninkyo yazuka films.His film are dense and disorienting. The dvd boxset comes with a map of the crime families and major players. So yeah, sorry, you will learn something about Japanese crime, society and film. But it's soooooo worth it. 

Here's a few pics of the boxset, I'm going to dive into some more Fukasaku crime films and will do some more babbling here when I finish up. 









Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Jimbocho Goji

So such for those great posters that actually show Godzilla


If you mentioned Godzilla in North America in the spring of 2014 you'd usually hear a few standard responses.  

-Something last movie Something Matthew Broderick.

-"Remember that big Godzilla toy with the shooting fist?"

-Godzooki!

-Gooo-ji---rah!(said in a corny faux Asian accent)

Most of these spring from nostalgia from the '70s. Much like "Grindhouse Nostalgia" pop culture has twisted the collective memory into something which isn't terribly accurate. There's nothing wrong with being a casual fan or having nostalgia, but listening to people countering opinions critical of the 2014 film, particularly the lack of Godzilla's screentime with the defense  along the lines of  "Have you ever seen a Godzilla movie? He always just shows up at the end", "This is the Godzilla movie we always wanted" and proclaiming how much they love Godzilla movies. 

Last spring I attended 35mm screenings of 12 Godzilla movies over 9 days in Tokyo.While attending these screenings, I had the realization that the gulf between Western and Japanese appreciation of these film is deep and very, very different. I'm a big dummy with a few observations, opinions,  and NO deep insight into Japanese cinema or culture, but I know a bit about Godzilla movies.

In the U.S., the most widely seen Godzilla films seem to be Godzilla 1985, King Kong vs Godzilla and Godzilla vs Megalon. There are a lot of passionate and well informed Godzilla fans in the West, but they are few and far between. And sadly, there is an underlying racism when it comes to American audiences and Asian films. It's gotten better over the years, but it still lingers. 

 Godzilla is not popular in Japan anymore. It's been 10 years since the last film and it seriously under performed at the box office. The last time Godzilla had some consistent popularity was in the the early to mid 90s. Over 20 years ago. 

The Godzilla films weren't meant for Western audiences. And American audiences find it hard to believe that things aren't made with them in mind. Ever since the collaborations with Henry Saperstein back in the 1960s, Toho, while happy is to export them, they have aimed Godzilla films at domestic audiences, In the 1970s the series clearly tried to ape Ultraman and other hero tv shows. Most of the '70s Godzilla films in the States were released out of order and years after they were released in their homeland, Of the 13 Godzilla films released in Japan from 1984 to 2004 only 2 made it to the US theaters with wide releases. Godzilla 1985 and Godzilla 2000. Both of them dubbed, camped up and significantly altered, one painfully so. 

If you are Japanese these films offer up a parade of familiar faces. Idols, comedians, and recognizable actors are all over these films. Another aspect of Godzilla movies are seeing new and old landmarks, famous tourist destinations and possibly your office building destroyed. Locations and structures that don't register with your average Western viewer are well known, many times intimately so, by the average Japanese. Each film features at least 2 or 3 well known sites.

Where's Baragon?


 Japanese culture, folklore and religion is much more "monster friendly". In the West where realism in cinema is held high in popular entertainment, giant monsters must have some reason for being. Godzilla is usually referred to as a radioactive dinosaur or lizard. In Japan, ghosts, goblins and giant monsters are just allowed to "be" without lots of explaining. In the East from Bollywood musicals, martial arts films and Japanese monster movies, "realism" as Westerners expect it, is not the norm.
It's a very Western, particulary American, way of looking at cinema.
For a Godzilla maniac, vacation is even more fun when you realize this is where Godzilla and Biollante had their first fight.


The reason I'm writing this is because I've finally accepted that I like Godzilla and kaiju films because of their Japaneseness. It's why the 2014 American film didn't do much for me. So many  casual fans just irritated me, They consume Godzilla as the America media offers it to them. They don't have the curiosity to venture beyond that, and while I certainly don't expect many people to do that, when I'm in a comic shop or some geeky corner of the web, I rarely see people go outside of what has been fed to them. It's OK "not to know". The context of a lot of these films is fascinating and worth more than a few yucks over a giant moth. There's a certain cultural arrogance that Asian films bring out in North American audiences and it bugs the shit outta me.

It's just hard seeing Godzilla successfully tailored for Americans. It's like going to Benihana after you've had a few good meals in Japan.

At the Japanese screenings of these films, the fans sincerly enjoy them and treat the creators with a great deal of respect. It's something that you can't convey to casual American fans.

Fingers crossed for 2016.









Sunday, February 22, 2015

Diamond X-Plus Godzilla figures

Last year my hobby money was spent on a few of the X Plus Godzilla figures offered my Diamond Distributors in North America. I always see fantastic X Plus figures in Japan, but the prices are usually too much for me because the figures quickly sell out and the prices go up in the secondary market. So I jumped on these "reasonably" priced 30cm figures and wasn't disappointed. For my taste and price range, they are the best representation of Toho monsters suits obtainable. The sculpts and paint jobs are fantastic.

Godzilla 2001,'89, and '03 (left to right)

Hedorah aka Smog Monster


D'oh, need to dust........

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Favorite films of 2014 and a couple turds

Not that anyone cares, but here's some movies I really liked in 2014. Clearly, I'm a voting member of the Academy of Motion Pictures. 

The Raid 2

Grand Budapest Hotel


Snowpiecer

Why Don't You Play in Hell?



Jodorowsky's Dune


The Tale of Princess Kaguya-Goddamn Studio Ghibli, making me tear up again....


Dawn of the Planet of the Apes


The Babadook- Best annoying kid in a horror film since House by the Cemetery 

Fury


Here's some of the worst shit I saw:

I, Frankenstein. Are you fucking kidding me?

Why did I Redbox this turd? Amazing Spiderman 2








Saturday, February 7, 2015

Shaw Bros martial arts films on Hulu Plus

14 legit Celestial Shaw Bothers films popped up on Hulu Plus in HD with original English dubs. Some, like "Vengeance", haven't seen official North American DVD releases. While you'll never catch me watching an English dub of a Tsui Hark or post 1985 Hong Kong film, these dubs work for me on a nostalgic level along with letting my eyes take in all the glorious artifice of a Shaw Bros production in HD. These films look beautiful restored and it's kinda a shame classic kung fu films fell victim to faux-grindhouse and VHS fetishization in the conscience of so many viewers.

Watched The New Shaolin Boxers and enjoyed it quite a bit. The "good guy standing up to a gang" plot is tired, but the cast and kung fu are solid. Fu Sheng, Beardy, and Chang Cheh at the helm. I'm easily amused by these films and own a lot on disc. But there are so many, it seems there's always something I haven't gotten to yet.




Hulu Plus is worth the $8 just for the Criterion Collection titles they offer. While they don't offer every title that is out on disc, they do offer many that aren't on disc. Hell, it's worth the cash just to see Hanzo the Razor titles with the Criterion logo on them,